Posts Tagged ‘medieval’

14 results.

Sep 12, 2011 | Chocolaty Spell

Moral: Shouting ‘magic spell’ in a weird version of Latin will make people buy your chocolates.

Nov 12, 2011 | Courageous Coward

''Even if you were a princess, I wouldn't save you. You don't seem like the type who puts out.''

Jan 02, 2012 | Godly Decisions

God: ''Hmmm, I'm leaning more towards the latter kingdom with the hot bitch.''

Feb 02, 2012 | Awkward Knight Scenario

Moral: Don't hire squires named George.

Feb 20, 2012 | Dragon Booger

His pet dog was now the West Haven mall.

May 27, 2012 | Goblin Siege

Hero Man: ''Stupid time portals!''

May 30, 2012 | Give Him Hell

''Now give him Little Rock, Arkansas!''

Jun 10, 2012 | Khan the Conqueror

''Equip our soldiers with the finest twigs from the forest! If they're pointy enough, they will suffice!''

Jul 06, 2012 | Khan the Conqueror 2

''Tell our corpses to form an ace defensive formation!''

Jul 11, 2012 | Ass Dragon

''It poops out of its mouth and pees out its eye-sockets.''