Posts Tagged ‘heaven’

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Jul 30, 2011 | Heavenly Rain

The rain tastes kind of tangy, but a magical kind of tangy.

Dec 01, 2011 | Deciding the Gods

''You'll also be Goddess of vaginas, oh, wait, wait, wait… no, I'll be God of vaginas.''

Jan 02, 2012 | Godly Decisions

God: ''Hmmm, I'm leaning more towards the latter kingdom with the hot bitch.''

Aug 29, 2012 | Da Vinci’s Request

Leonardo was more pissed that his hair was still gray after going to Heaven.

Sep 09, 2012 | Outlet

This is bound to happen.

Feb 06, 2013 | Pearly Gates Fate

Pretty much everyone gets the 'HELL' button, no matter what. Last person who got into Heaven was a fellow named Jesus.

Apr 22, 2013 | Awkward Irony

''You wanna go play the harp? Sure.''

May 14, 2013 | Always With You

He no longer stalks me, but he keeps 'liking' everything I post, and trying to get me to join his Facebook page.