There is currently no merchandise yet available for purchase. There shall be soon, and hopefully it shall include things such as:

 • Nice t-shirts that you can wear (unless you have no torso like an asshole)

• Posters that you can hang up in your room (or dungeon or sex torture room)

• Comic prints (on nice glossy paper that makes you say, “Damn, that shit be gloss-ay!”)

• Coffee mugs for you to drink out of (or spill steaming, hot coffee onto your pants while driving and then cause a massive pile-up on Highway 107, which in turn will enable a herd of bears to come onto the highway, smelling the pools of human blood, eating the leftover survivors and laying claim to the piled-up stretch of Highway 107, naming it New Bearland in honor of their species. They will then erect a huge bear statue in honor of King Bearington the 6th and a mighty castle made of the wrecked cars of the highway and of human bones. Coffee mugs.)

• Key-chains (for you to chain up your keys)

• Plushie dolls (twice as plushie as our leading competitor’s dolls!)

• Mouse-pads (I can’t think of anything funny to put in brackets regarding mouse-pads)

and any other things that you may or may not suggest.