There is currently no merchandise yet available for purchase. There shall be soon, as we have a team of our most sophisticated and intelligent elves working on developing the e-commerce. It shall be known that the list of things being worked on for merchandise will include most of the following things:

 • Nice t-shirts that you can wear (unless you have no torso like an asshole)

• Posters that you can hang up in your room, basement hangout, or dungeon

• Comic prints (printed on either glossy paper or limestone and signed by me)

• Coffee mugs for you to drink out of (or spill steaming, hot coffee onto your pants)

• Key-chains for you to chain up your keys

• Plushie dolls (awesome ones)

• Mouse-pads (for your computer mouse and/or a real mouse)

and any other things that you may or may not suggest.