• THE SANTA CLAUS STORY (This will be a full-out graphic novel-style story with Santa Claus and his fall to drunkenhood, chaos, and utter disaster after being divorced by Mrs. Claus and owing money to the mob. THIS WILL RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD.)

• THE ADVENTURES OF JOHNNY WEST (AND HIS DUMB CREW) (This will also be a full-out graphic novelly story about a post-apocalyptic future where the remaining human race lives in a giant space station and an arrogant and cocky-bastard space captain named Johnny West commands a small crew and explores the galaxy.)

• A movie about ANGST-RIDDEN REBELLION being produced by my best friend, Damien. I will also be acting in it.

…