Commentary: Hey folks, I’ll be uploading a comic this Saturday instead of next Tuesday to accommodate the time i will be away from the internet for a week. The first week of June will be back on normal schedule. I hope you enjoy this comic as much as it enjoys you! It enjoys you a lot!

Hover Text: “I’m sick of these motherfucking humans on this motherfucking plane!”

Commentary: If God has ever struck you as creepy, this is the comic for you.

Hover Text: He no longer stalks me, but he keeps ‘liking’ everything I post, and trying to get me to join his Facebook page.

Commentary: In the first twenty minutes, before even buying groceries, we spent eighty dollars in Costco. Damn their membership costs and hot dogs.

Hover Text: No hover text makes better hover text.

Commentary: We, as a society, may have overlooked many, many Albert Einsteins this way.

Hover Text: “My God! He’s cutting off his own ear! He’s showing signs of the wonderful Vincent Van Gogh!”

Commentary: How the media generally covers things.

Hover Text: “In other news, there’s a sale on cardigans over at Joe Fresh.”

Commentary: Too much trolling and arguing goes on in the world and online. Somebody needs to invent a God-camera. A God-camera is a term I came up with (yes, I coined it, so it’s mine!) for a camera with recorded footage of any event, happening, thing from any perception point in any point in history. That way we can truly see if evolution is real, if Hitler was as bad as he was, if Big Foot is real, etc.

Somebody invent this. I’m looking at you, Apple.

Hover Text: “You wanna go play the harp? Sure.”

Commentary: Comics have been MIA the past been week. Please let this Shakespeare comic help you to forgive me!

Hover Text: If Shakespeare was a normal high school kid, he wouldn’t like his shit.

Commentary: It took a lot of thinking to come up with the perfect onomatopoeia for Darth’s breathing.

Hover Text: “And all you bitches who oppose the dark side, y’all be checkin’ it, real. Sith out.”

Commentary: I know the Wii came out like 55 years ago, but I also came up with this comic a bunch of years ago, so there! Ha. I win.

Hover Text: “Dude, you totally suck at Duck Hunt! Like you totally s—” BLAM. Blam. Blam.

Commentary:I’d recommend bringing some of these cures with you if you go to malaria-stricken areas. You’ll thank me later.

Hover Text: “The mosquitoes are starting to build an immunity to the cure, sir.” “Behold, the electric fly-swatter.”