Commentary: Debate this: If unicorns existed, they would poop out strawberry ice cream — pure, non-bacterial, edible, fresh strawberry ice cream. The debate is would it be considered okay to eat this strawberry ice cream (unicorn poop) right after it has come out of a unicorn’s ass? Keep in mind the strawberry ice cream is pure, and not full of any sort of bacteria like e-coli or anything at all, it’s just fresh strawberry ice cream — like the entirety of a unicorn’s feces is just edible ice cream.
Anyways, enjoy this comic you sick twisted bastards.
Hover Text: “And if I scroll my finger over the comic, some text magically appears saying… exactly what I’m saying now.”