Commentary: Merry Xmas and Happy Boxing Day, everyone. And to all the Muslims and Jews and Rastafarians out there, happy Insert-Whatever-Holiday-You’re-Celebrating-Here-or-Just-Happy-Holidays-To-Be-General to you.

I have a rant, which I put up as my Facebook status, that I’d like to share with you who don’t have the glory of having me on Facebook. It’s about the new Timeline feature:
The maps feature in Timeline is the biggest load of garbage. You can add places you’ve traveled to, which is good because it shows people where you’ve been, but if you make a mistake, such as typing in that you’ve been to Wakefield, Quebec, and shitty piece of balls Facebook for some reason marks it that you’ve been to Wakefield, England, then it doesn’t let you delete it. So, I guess I’ve been to Wakefield, England everybody. Also, according to the map’s search bar, there are like 50 different Gatineau Parks. They can’t program the thing to have just one of each location, they have to have 150 of each city/location in the world. Fucking a-holes. This is bullshit. I like the cover feature of timeline, though.

So yea, that’s that. Also, throughout the world and its history, I think slaughterhouses hold the most cases of cruelty that can be committed by humans. At a close second comes the country of Congo. Then probably, it’s World War 3. Something like that.

It’s sad, but true.

Hover Text: God was super pissed at those two kids, but thankfully he had a backup file of our universe on one of his old USBs.

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