Commentary: I intended for the comic to be titled Robo-Alien-Ninja-Pirate-Warrior-Machine for the namesake character, but the name is too long and this little commentary box can’t handle that, but it’s okay.
In parallel news, I have two thingies I want to discuss with whoever you are that is reading this (and whoever you are, you are lucky because my opinions are quite awesome and interesting). The first official thingie is kind of a rant, so I’m going to start a new paragraph with Rant as a title for it:
Rant: We, as consumers, no longer have to worry about purchasing things in regards to if it affects the environment in a negative or positive way. I watched TV for about 47 minutes two days ago, and every single commercial for a product claimed to be good for the environment and none of them claimed to be bad. So, if that’s the case, then we need to hurry up and dump as much CLR (and any other chemical-filled products) into the ocean as we possibly can, because if we don’t, the environment might get worse, but thankfully CLR is ‘good for the environment,’ so it should really help unpollute the ocean according to my sarcastic logic.
And the other thingie, OH MY GOD! I’M SO EXCITED! GTA 5 baby!
Hover Text: The next upgrade will hopefully include a part Viking and maybe a part Power Ranger.