Rant: In other news, I dislike how every single thing encourages you to follow them with their little Twitter and Facebook buttons and et cetera. It’s understandable for a webcomic to encourage you to do so, as well as things like musical bands, bloggers, famous celebrities, even well-known brands like Smarties, but when malls fucking do it… that just grinds my shit. I’m not going to follow and be a fan of a fucking mall.

Hover Text: “Did I mention I’m a pirate? I be a pirate! Rrrrrrr! … I’m a pirate…. I’m be a sad pirate…”