Commentary: Mister Villain’s powers are unique. Read about them on the Characters page!

Review: I just got the game Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood by Ubisoft. This one is good, just like the first two. Though, never did I like the whole ‘Desmond’ and ‘Animus’ bullshit. I was expecting when I first played to just be an assassin in medieval times in an open world. Ezio should have killed more innocent people, so that I could kill more innocent people.

Hover Text: “Sorry for ditching you again, Sidekick Boy, but you know me… I like my fair bit of battling villains, but not when it’s an actual challenge.”